FAmily .........
- If there is one thing I have learn't .. is that things don't remain secret any longer ......When you put the "Ill tell U but U don't tell anybody s" together...U realize EVERYONE Knows .......they just need one to admit it.
- Everyone Bitches.
- Sometimes ...when U Know someone is heading for hell You let them Get there discover it and get back ... And Save the precious "I told U so s" .
- They Say "I don't care" but they still Do...
- They Say "I don't want to know" cos they know they will eventually find out....
- Some of the major lessons U learn are by observing your Family.
- U learn to avoid some major Mistakes by observing them too.
- They Cry for sad occasions like a death and joyous occasions like a marriage too.
- They sometimes cry for no reason at all.
- After a certain point even the Dogs start farting silently and Looking around for the culprit.
- Keeping the toilet door open while Crapping and Peeing is not considered an offense.
- They check out whether your partner has a stable Financial background and a Job, at the same time emphasizing the fact that money doesn't always matter ....
- "Ill pay" "Ill pay" "no Ill pay".....pay up damn it!
- If Given a chance almost half of the "I dos" would have been changed to "I donts".(or so they say ;) )
- Mothers can use Motherhood as means of emotional blackmail.
- Children always think they are grown ups and Grown ups........well children DON'T grow up don't U know ?
- Those who don't have the guts to kill U will only make U stronger !
- U realize that sometimes there is some truth to those 'K' serials ......
- Everyone thinks they are right and in a funny way ...... they all are.
"Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts." -Author Unknown
No comments:
Post a Comment